Friday, 23 December 2016

CHURCH OF SATAN IN NIGERIA







Join the Church of Satan


If you have not already done so, we strongly suggest you purchase The Satanic Bible, and study it prior to making a decision about joining our organization. It is a diabolical book, the basis for our philosophy. There is currently a great deal of literature available by our founder as well as our other Satanic pioneers. See our Sources page for information and watch our News page for new releases. The Satanic Scriptures by Peter H. Gilmore details much about the workings of the Church of Satan so it is worthwhile to read this book as well so that your decision to affiliate will be an informed one.
Satanism is not for everyone, but if it is for you, we welcome you. We are not a fan club, a pen-pal society, or a lonely hearts group. We are a group of dynamic individuals who stand forth as the ultimate underground alternative—the Alien Elite. We realize what we have, what we are, and what we shall become. Our scope is unlimited, and the extent of your involvement is based upon your own potential. All names and addresses are held in strict confidence and you are under no obligation as a Registered Member, unless you choose to present yourself for further consideration.


FOR REGISTRATION:


Church of Satan Central Administrative 

APPLICATION FOR ACTIVE MEMBERSHIP


Provide accurate answers to all questions to the best of your ability. All data is held in strict confidence. False answers are grounds for immediate termination of membership. PART I Complete legal Name:___________________________________________________________________ Mailing Address:_______________________________________________________________________ Telephone:________________________________ Email:______________________________________(required if you wish to be included on the E-Bulletin list) Sex:_______ Date of Birth:______________________ Place of Birth:___________________________________________________________ Height:________ Weight:________ Color of Eyes:________ Color of Hair:____________ Marital Status:_____________________ Name, Birthdate, and Birthplace of Spouse (if married):____________________________________________ __________________________________________________________________________________ Number of Children/Ages:________________________________________________________________ Previous Religious Affiliations and Offices:_____________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________________________________ Nationality:______________ Ethnic Background:____________ Current Citizenship:___________________ Educational Background and Degrees:________________________________________________________ Present Occupation:_____________________________________________________________________ Special Interests, Talents, Abilities:___________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________________________________ Hobbies or Collections:___________________________________________________________________ I am interested in participating in Special Interest Groups: ____Yes ____No I am interested in participating in local Grotto activities or contact with local Active Members: ____Yes ____No I am interested in serving as a contact point or media representative in my area: ____Yes ____No        PLEASE ENCLOSE A RECENT PHOTOGRAPH WITH THIS MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION


PART II Provide typed answers to all of the following questions on additional sheets of paper. 1.) What are your impressions of The Satanic Bible?
2.) What do you expect to accomplish through membership in the Church of Satan?
3.) If you were granted three wishes, what would they be?
4.) What is your attitude toward animals? If you have any pets describe them. What is your ideal? 
5.) Are you satisfied with your sex life? Describe your ideal of a physically attractive sex partner. 
6.) What is your life’s goal, and what steps have you taken to attain it?
7.) Do you find any of our tenets objectionable? If so, which and why? 
8.) How many years would you like to live? 
9.) What are your musical tastes? Provide examples. 
10.) Cite four motion pictures you consider your favorites, and why. 
11.) What are your food preferences? 
12.) Cite four books you consider favorites, and why. 
13.) If you own an automobile, describe it. What is your ideal automobile? 
14.) As a child, what were your favorite pastimes? What was your disposition? 
15.) Of which country other than the one in which you now reside would you prefer being a resident? 
16.) In what type of dwelling do you live? Describe your ideal home. 
17.) Describe your political philosophy. 
18.) What is your personal definition of magic? 
19.) Do you feel oppressed or persecuted in any way? If so, explain. 
20.) Are you self-sufficient or are you most productive in a group? 
21.) Do you make friends easily if you so choose? 
22.) What is more important to you, self-satisfaction or approval from others? 
23.) Would you rather influence or be influenced? 
24.) Do you feel you have leadership abilities? 
25.) Do you consider yourself a good judge of character? 
26.) In what organizations do you hold membership? 
27.) Have you possessed or used illegal drugs or been convicted of a crime? If so, explain in full. 28.) Describe a significant experience in your life bordering on what you would consider the paranormal or demonic, if any. 
29.) What forms of entertainment do you prefer? 
30.) Tell one of your favorite jokes. 
31.) Have you served in the armed forces? If so, provide pertinent data. 
32.) How long did it take you to join the Church of Satan? 
33.) Are you a smoker? If so, to what extent. 
34.) Have you accomplished anything important or significant? If so, what? 
35.) Which parent do you admire most and why? 
36.) Do you drink alcoholic beverages? If so, to what extent? State preferences. 
37.) Do you have any tangible services or resources which you would care to contribute? 
38.) Are you free to travel? To what extent? 
39.) Define Satan. 
40.) Provide your signature attesting to the above, and enclose photograph.




Initial Application Processing Date ________________ 
Photograph Enclosed ___________







Please note: all memberships are processed ONLY through our New York office. We are an international organization and that is our central administrative point. There are  “local branches with contacts”on+2349133611298 or email us at fastcashbiz105@gmail.com only for real people....Hail Satan




ABOUT THE MEMBERSHIP FEE

We must emphasize that you don’t have to join our organization to consider yourself a Satanist, you only need to recognize yourself in The Satanic Bible and live according to the tenets outlined therein. We don’t proselytize, or otherwise campaign for people to join—that is your prerogative. We have supplied this information which explains how you can affiliate if you so choose.
Most Christian churches will charge you a tithe that counts for 10% of your yearly income—membership in them is not free, as so many assume. If you are an individual of limited financial resources who wishes to become a member, we suggest that you put the money aside piecemeal, and join when you have saved it up—we’ll still be here. We don’t expect people to put aside important things in their life in favor of joining our organization—Satanists abhor the idea of sacrifice.
For those who think we ask too much, we suggest that you look to your other possessions and expenses as a comparison. Most people spend far more than this amount on general entertainment. We’ve discovered that most individuals can muster these funds if membership is something they truly desire. Bear in mind that our church has real people doing work, such as corresponding with individuals, and otherwise helping to run an international organization (postage, paper, computers, email accounts, and so on are not free). Our administrative staff’s time is precious—isn’t yours? Also, we are emphatically not altruists. We’re Satanists, so we expect to be compensated for our time and efforts.
So, our reasoning is quite simple, and we think it is a bargain. If you disagree, then you don’t have to affiliate with us.



This is what you have to do if you know you are ready to rule your world 

Now for people in Nigeria you have to pay #18,500 for you membership form

For people outside Nigeria you have to pay $377 for your membership form

I want you to know you only have 11days to go.
And for that 11days we only need just 25people only..
And we want you to know that the first 5people to pay for the membership form.they we be one of our agent  in UK
warning!!!! for people that  are ready to join only 
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Hail Satan  





Thursday, 3 November 2016

CHURCH OF SATAN NEW MEMBERSHIP LINK




        THIS IS THE LAST POST FOR THE YEAR HAIL SATAN


Here is the last options for this year..join us today and become Rich before  this year runs out.
Ask me why you have to get Rich?
Cuz you have to make your family happy
Cuz you have to rule your world 
Cuz you have to take good care of your kids
Cuz you have to take care of your wife
Cuz you have to be yourself 
Cuz you have to boost your business  
This is what you have to do if you know you are ready to rule your world 
Now for people in Nigeria you have to pay #18,500 for you membership form
For people outside Nigeria you have to pay $377 for your membership form
I want you to know you only have 59days to go.
And for that 59days we only need just 25people only..
And we want you to know that the first 5people to pay for the membership form.they we be one of our agent  in UK
warning!!!! for people that  are ready to join only 
just send us text, that Am ready to join i need the info for the payment 
 on whats-app : 
+2349133611298
Hail Satan


Tomorrow begins year L, Anno Satanas.As we enter into the 50th year of the existence of the Church of Satan, we have chosen to reflect on the vitality of our philosophy as it has been applied by our members towards the enhancement of their lives. We invite all of our members worldwide to contact us to let us know about themselves and how Satanism has played a role in the pursuit of their goals. In celebrating the continued growth of our organization, we have plans to honor this landmark, beginning on Walpurgisnacht of this year, 2015 c.e. and culminating on Walpurgisnacht of 2016 c.e., the night marking the 50th anniversary of our founding by Magus Anton Szandor LaVey.

Members should contact us via email (fastcashbiz105@gmail.com) using the subject “Year 50” and their name. Please include a scan or photo of your red card identifying yourself as a member along with your current state or government-issued photo ID confirming your identity and current address so that we may update our files. Please include a summary of your accomplishments and plans for your future. Also, if you are interested, request to be informed regarding events and other undertakings which we have in the works in commemoration of this historic occasion. Please note that in addition to our news feed we employ Facebook to host an unofficial group that you may approach directly as well as an official group for members only that you can request to join once your membership and identity have been confirmed.

As the year XLIX A.S. comes to a close we have seen a resurgence of theism practicing its old ways. Radical followers of Islam have decided that their beliefs must be imposed on others who are ordered to convert or be executed. The Sunni extremists of the Islamic State are in armed conflict with those who do not accept their world view. They exterminate any who disagree, this ideology justifying the genocide of Yazidis who live in territories that have come under their dominion. Their ranks are being joined by people who live in Western nations, whose governments are now in a quandary as to how to deal with citizens who are self-identifying as terrorists via participation in that murderous organization. Boko Haram, another Sunni extremist group in Nigeria, has killed and abducted people in their campaign to establish the hegemony of their beliefs. In Somalia, Al-Shabaab has been pushing a similar course. In the U.S., we see Christians attempting, with some success, to leverage legislation that would allow them to discriminate against individuals who do not share their faith and its practices—a more polite form of conflict with a similar fundamental intolerance for differing beliefs.

In these early years of the 21st Century, despite near miraculous technology allowing for vast amounts of data to be readily accessed by many people, we see tribalist tendencies towards ideological identity coming to the fore rather than the global homogenization that cross-cultural trends might facilitate. Religion, as always, becomes the justification since most belief systems are fear-based and thus play on human insecurities and the resultant xenophobia leading to isolationism and intolerance of different cultures. Young people typically express dissatisfaction with the current state of the world, yet when compared with prior generations, today’s activists tend to be rather nebulous and inarticulate when it comes to delineating their specific concerns and how to practically address them.

The youth have found no unifying philosophy to offer a comprehensive theory explaining social problems and their solutions. The allegiance of the world’s disaffected is up for grabs. The have-nots of the globe are rising against the more prosperous, holding to spiritual ideals promising them more in an afterlife than they can attain while alive, if they remain loyal and punish unbelievers. This either/or simplicity gives solace to many who have not found satisfaction either emotionally or economically in the social tides of current human civilization. This is a common scenario from past history which is being replayed. That battle can be witnessed by anyone who follows global news—whether the struggle is fought by military means in the Middle East and on the African continent or in the court rooms of Western nations. Whether secularism will present rational solutions that can capture many people’s imagination and support, thus supplanting the emotional appeal of theist tribalism that is currently rising, has yet to be determined.

While the Satanic Panic, during which evangelical Christians promoted the myth of a global “satanic” conspiracy, has been long debunked, over the past year we have seen its embers stirred. A murderess and her partner together killed a man; she then claimed to have slaughtered many others as part of an international “satanic cult.” That case received a great deal of media attention, even though such claims were quickly shown to be false. But that demonstrated how easily the media can be lead into widespread sensationalistic reporting of lurid tales that then can then seep into the osmo-consciousness of the public. Fortunately, I clarified the situation to audiences of several wide-reaching radio and television programs as well as to those who follow us on the Internet. Yet when political activists using devilish imagery desecrate graves, they unwittingly abet those who’d promote that conspiracy anew. It is unlikely that Satanism will again be seen by the public at large as a looming threat to their pets and children as had been claimed on many talk shows in the 80s and 90s, but with the proliferation of theist bigotry on so many fronts, one must be wary not to offer the masses excuses for attempting to revive that bit of hysteria. Our acceptance by scholars, academics and law enforcement as an established and respected, if unusual, philosophical perspective has been attained through our literature and diligent spokespersons over the past five decades, but it could prove ephemeral should theocracy again become the dominant means for controlling the world’s population.

We thus move into a new year which presents a world wherein much is at stake which could direct the future of human civilization. Satanism has never been more relevant, and it stands as a beacon of reason, responsibility and freedom for those few who can resonate with its symbols, principles, and self-discipline. We are certain that any who have the intelligence and courage to be true iconoclasts will embrace our comprehensive philosophy towards enriching their lives.

As in the past, many new individuals have crossed The Black House’s threshold this year bringing their vitality. We’ve proudly watched as you’ve taken that vigor and moved the world with your achievements. So, from our lair in the Haunted Hudson Valley to all of yours, High Priestess Nadramia and I offer our blessings to those deserving individuals who continue to inspire our admiration!

As is our tradition, we raise our glasses to our kind, Satanists as well as fellow secularists and proponents of the best qualities of our species, in celebration of the advent of a New Year of continued growth and prosperity:

“Here’s to champagne for our real friends, and real pain for our sham friends!”

Joy to the flesh—forever!

Shemhamforash! Hail Satan!