If you have not already done so, we strongly suggest you purchase The Satanic Bible, and study it prior to making a decision about joining our organization. It is a diabolical book, the basis for our philosophy. There is currently a great deal of literature available by our founder as well as our other Satanic pioneers. See our Sources page for information and watch our News page for new releases. The Satanic Scriptures by Peter H. Gilmore details much about the workings of the Church of Satan so it is worthwhile to read this book as well so that your decision to affiliate will be an informed one.
Satanism is not for everyone, but if it is for you, we welcome you. We are not a fan club, a pen-pal society, or a lonely hearts group. We are a group of dynamic individuals who stand forth as the ultimate underground alternative—the Alien Elite. We realize what we have, what we are, and what we shall become. Our scope is unlimited, and the extent of your involvement is based upon your own potential. All names and addresses are held in strict confidence and you are under no obligation as a Registered Member, unless you choose to present yourself for further consideration.
FOR REGISTRATION:
Church of Satan
Central Administrative
Provide accurate answers to all questions to the best of your ability. All data is held in strict confidence. False answers are grounds for immediate termination of membership. PART I Complete legal Name:___________________________________________________________________ Mailing Address:_______________________________________________________________________ Telephone:________________________________ Email:______________________________________(required if you wish to be included on the E-Bulletin list) Sex:_______ Date of Birth:______________________ Place of Birth:___________________________________________________________ Height:________ Weight:________ Color of Eyes:________ Color of Hair:____________ Marital Status:_____________________ Name, Birthdate, and Birthplace of Spouse (if married):____________________________________________ __________________________________________________________________________________ Number of Children/Ages:________________________________________________________________ Previous Religious Affiliations and Offices:_____________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________________________________ Nationality:______________ Ethnic Background:____________ Current Citizenship:___________________ Educational Background and Degrees:________________________________________________________ Present Occupation:_____________________________________________________________________ Special Interests, Talents, Abilities:___________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________________________________ Hobbies or Collections:___________________________________________________________________ I am interested in participating in Special Interest Groups: ____Yes ____No I am interested in participating in local Grotto activities or contact with local Active Members: ____Yes ____No I am interested in serving as a contact point or media representative in my area: ____Yes ____No PLEASE ENCLOSE A RECENT PHOTOGRAPH WITH THIS MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION
PART II Provide typed answers to all of the following questions on additional sheets of paper. 1.) What are your impressions of The Satanic Bible?
2.) What do you expect to accomplish through membership in the Church of Satan?
3.) If you were granted three wishes, what would they be?
4.) What is your attitude toward animals? If you have any pets describe them. What is your ideal?
5.) Are you satisfied with your sex life? Describe your ideal of a physically attractive sex partner.
6.) What is your life’s goal, and what steps have you taken to attain it?
7.) Do you find any of our tenets objectionable? If so, which and why?
8.) How many years would you like to live?
9.) What are your musical tastes? Provide examples.
10.) Cite four motion pictures you consider your favorites, and why.
11.) What are your food preferences?
12.) Cite four books you consider favorites, and why.
13.) If you own an automobile, describe it. What is your ideal automobile?
14.) As a child, what were your favorite pastimes? What was your disposition?
15.) Of which country other than the one in which you now reside would you prefer being a resident?
16.) In what type of dwelling do you live? Describe your ideal home.
17.) Describe your political philosophy.
18.) What is your personal definition of magic?
19.) Do you feel oppressed or persecuted in any way? If so, explain.
20.) Are you self-sufficient or are you most productive in a group?
21.) Do you make friends easily if you so choose?
22.) What is more important to you, self-satisfaction or approval from others?
23.) Would you rather influence or be influenced?
24.) Do you feel you have leadership abilities?
25.) Do you consider yourself a good judge of character?
26.) In what organizations do you hold membership?
27.) Have you possessed or used illegal drugs or been convicted of a crime? If so, explain in full. 28.) Describe a significant experience in your life bordering on what you would consider the paranormal or demonic, if any.
29.) What forms of entertainment do you prefer?
30.) Tell one of your favorite jokes.
31.) Have you served in the armed forces? If so, provide pertinent data.
32.) How long did it take you to join the Church of Satan?
33.) Are you a smoker? If so, to what extent.
34.) Have you accomplished anything important or significant? If so, what?
35.) Which parent do you admire most and why?
36.) Do you drink alcoholic beverages? If so, to what extent? State preferences.
37.) Do you have any tangible services or resources which you would care to contribute?
38.) Are you free to travel? To what extent?
39.) Define Satan.
40.) Provide your signature attesting to the above, and enclose photograph.
Initial Application Processing Date ________________
Photograph Enclosed ___________
Please note: all memberships are processed ONLY through our New York office. We are an international organization and that is our central administrative point. There are “local branches with contacts”on+2349133611298 or email us at fastcashbiz105@gmail.com only for real people....Hail Satan
ABOUT THE MEMBERSHIP FEE
We must emphasize that you don’t have to join our organization to consider yourself a Satanist, you only need to recognize yourself in The Satanic Bible and live according to the tenets outlined therein. We don’t proselytize, or otherwise campaign for people to join—that is your prerogative. We have supplied this information which explains how you can affiliate if you so choose.
Most Christian churches will charge you a tithe that counts for 10% of your yearly income—membership in them is not free, as so many assume. If you are an individual of limited financial resources who wishes to become a member, we suggest that you put the money aside piecemeal, and join when you have saved it up—we’ll still be here. We don’t expect people to put aside important things in their life in favor of joining our organization—Satanists abhor the idea of sacrifice.
For those who think we ask too much, we suggest that you look to your other possessions and expenses as a comparison. Most people spend far more than this amount on general entertainment. We’ve discovered that most individuals can muster these funds if membership is something they truly desire. Bear in mind that our church has real people doing work, such as corresponding with individuals, and otherwise helping to run an international organization (postage, paper, computers, email accounts, and so on are not free). Our administrative staff’s time is precious—isn’t yours? Also, we are emphatically not altruists. We’re Satanists, so we expect to be compensated for our time and efforts.
So, our reasoning is quite simple, and we think it is a bargain. If you disagree, then you don’t have to affiliate with us.
This is what you have to do if you know you are ready to rule your world
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For people outside Nigeria you have to pay $377 for your membership form
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